iDiary 159: The Enlarged Penis Invitation and The Morning Irritation!

Like a lot of people, the first thing I do when I wake up is reach for my phone. I check my emails, reply where necessary, then proceed to social media. This morning I’m expecting several important business emails so you can imagine my irritation when I see a mail from one idiot Azo Daniel inviting me to have my penis enlarged! I know I always say I’ve got balls but dear Azo Daniel, it’s a freaking figure of speech! He shares how he lost his fiancé to someone who has a larger penis and some stupid unverifiable “facts/data” about big and small penises! (Can penis be plural?) 1) Your penis size affects how much a woman loves you… 2) More than half of women cheat on their husbands because of Unsatisfied Sex 3) 60% of breakups are related to sexual problems 4) You are chasing 90% of women away from your life because of your small D!CK This idiot guy makes us women sound like sex-starved nymphomaniacs! I wonder why his mail didn’t go to spam! Good day my people… If you need his phone number I’ve got it. But these guys are usually scam artists taking advantage of [...]